Chat 23 Jul 95,165 notes
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Video 23 Jul 4,753 notes

scrapscallion:

styleandglory:

Ichiro Suzuki

This is what you wear to fight the Doom Patrol.

Chat 23 Jul 5,085 notes So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school
  • Kid: God made you.
  • My son: No, he didn't.
  • Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
  • My son: A scientist made me.
  • Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
  • My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
  • Kid: ...
  • My son: ...
  • Kid: ...
  • My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
Quote 23 Jul 2,263 notes
Oh rascal children of Gaza. You who constantly disturbed me with your screams under my window. You who filled every morning with rush and chaos. You who broke my vase and stole the lonely flower on my balcony. Come back, and scream as you want and break all the vases. Steal all the flowers. Come back.. Just come back..
— Khaled Juma, a Palestinian poet from Gaza. (via nowinexile)

More than 600 Palestinians are no longer with us in the space of 14 days, 25% of whom were children. May God bless the little darlings and may He grant their parents sabr. (via standwithpalestine)
Text 23 Jul 53 notes
Video 23 Jul 614 notes

netlex:


Les statues meurent aussi (Statues Also Die), Chris Marker, Alain Resnais, 1953

(Source: saloandseverine)

Text 23 Jul 1 note

quienesesachica said: Lust, pride, greed. (=

1.Lust: Something that I find attractive.

Intelligence. There is nothing sexier than an intelligent woman. 

2.Pride: Something that I like about myself.

Creativity. I like my artistic side. It makes me a bit manic at times but it’s a total thrill ride.

3.Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

Coffee. All day, everyday. I really can’t get enough of the stuff.

Quote 23 Jul 23,175 notes
Because we don’t speak about sex, there is no socially acceptable language surrounding it. So the language of porn has jumped in to fill that space, and that’s an issue, because in a male-dominated industry the language of porn is all too often male-generated. The person who coined the term “finger blasting” didn’t have a vagina. The person who coined the term, “getting your ass railed” never got their ass railed. Pounding, hammering, banging… And language matters, because when the only language you have available is abusive and one-directional, in terms of having things done to you, it creates a very weird view of how sex works.
— 

Porn Is Dead, Long Live Sex | VICE United States (via sinshine)

"beat the pussy up"

"tear that ass up"

"smashed that shit"

Porn has created a fucked up mindset and you cannot tell me it hasn’t

It’s not okay when you see nothing but

"MONSTER DICK DESTROYS TEEN PUSSY"

"SLUTS POUNDED FOR HOURS"

There is no intimacy. There is no sensitivity

Just the vagina as a masturbation toy for the penis to use.

Not two or more human beings coming together and actually ENJOYING themselves.

(via sourcedumal)

This is actually too real

(via find-a-way-out)

It’s an important thing to think about. 

(via invisiblelad)
Chat 23 Jul 253,099 notes 7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
  • Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  • Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  • Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
  • Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
  • Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
  • Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
  • Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Photo 23 Jul 640 notes bizarrobrain:

Abe Sapien (Color) by Stephen Thompson

bizarrobrain:

Abe Sapien (Color) by Stephen Thompson

(Source: stephenthompson.deviantart.com)

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